Kristina lands in the slammer…like father, like daughter? 

Spoilers courtesy of www.wubs.net

Kristina does something to Connie and ends up behind bars.   Wubs says she goes ballistic.  

Like I said, like father like daughter?  And we had so many plans for this brainiac.  Bummer.  All jokes aside, I’d like to see them pull Sonny’s Bi Polar disorder into the story.  There is scientific belief the disease is genetic, so this would be a great story to watch unfold.

Starr and Michael want Connie to drop the charges. 

Of Course they do and of course the only one that will get it to happen is Sonny.

Duke’s connections and ELQ may go hand in hand. 

Now this adds an interesting twist to the story, don’t you think? I’d like to think the connections are good, but considering he spent a whole lotta years in prison, I’m going to guess this potential connection is on the wrong side of the law.  Poor Anna.  How’s she going to choose between criminals?

Emma goes missing. 

If I had to deal with Britt, I’d go missing, too.

Patrick panics and searches for her. 

She’s going to be raised in the woods like that movie Mama and we’ll hear her whispering “Mama. Mama.” for the next month.  Creepy.

Anna still has trouble looking at Duke. 

Personally, I’m with Anna on this one, but not for the same reasons.  I don’t like the facial hair.  Something about it makes him look evil to me.  I think it’s the gray hair, too.  I happen to think I have an attractive husband and when he grows facial hair, combined with his gray hair, he looks mean.

McBain investigates a homicide.

Rut roh!  Is this Steve?  What a bummer. I like his body.  Er, uh, his acting, I mean.

The nurses ball goes forward but faces a lot of glitches.

I’d sort of like them to hurry it up so the caterpillar can turn into a butterfly already.  I tend to lack patience, in case you hadn’t yet noticed.

Maxie is happy Spinelli and Ellie have broken up, but Spinelli’s heart may be broken.

I noticed the other day that Spinelli talks normally (for the most part) now.  When did that happen? As for Maxie, she was starting to appear human but I’m starting to change my tune on that.

Ned tries to fix things, but his mother has been covering up financial woes at ELQ. 

Only proving to poor, insecure Tracy that her daddy was right.  Time to sell the pickles stuff  to save ELQ.  You know it’s coming.  It wouldn’t be brought up if the pickle stuff  storyline wasn’t coming.

Olivia’s vision has her head swimming.

Mental picture: Olivia’s head floating in water.  Sadly, because of that, I’ve go no commentary.  Hope it clears up before the next spoiler.

The backdoor mob will come to rest at Tracy’s window. 

So what they’re saying is Tracy’s bedroom is at the back of the house? ‘Cause really, that’s all I get from this.  Probably it’s about the first mob dude she married but pfft.

Carly is reeling from her double betrayals.

Todd and the scissors?

A murder mystery heats up PC.  

Crap.  It’s Steve. It’s got to be Steve.  Dagnabit.  I hope we get at least one more hot shirtless scene before he’s whacked.

Brit has a sticky situation on her hands; she’s doctor to both Maxie and Lulu can she spill the truth?

Two beyotches with a connection.  Emma.  This isn’t going to be pretty.  I see a struggle here.

Ellie pushes Spinelli away.

Yeah, I’m thinking I would too.

Who will Duke side with? 

The correct answer should be a barber but I’m guessing that’s not one of the options.

Luke gets a shocker.

Is this the return of Laura (start singing the song…come on, you know what I’m talking about…Think of Laura, but laugh, don’t cry…you know, she’d want it that way!)  What was I saying again? Oh, yeah…a shocker for Luke.  This could be many, many things, but it’s probably something to do with Helena. Which is never a bad thing.

Sam prepares a memorial.

There’s no need.  He’s not dead!  She just has to change the channel and she’ll see that!

Olivia has bad visions regarding her wedding.

Yup.  Steve’s outta here.

Sabrina and Patrick will get closer while working on the Nurses Ball.

Okay, here’s my thought process on this.  I like Sabrina.  I like Patrick.  I do not like Britt. But there is no way in H E double toothpicks these two will work.  She’s so young, so naive, so not right for him that regardless of how much better they make her look (because they’re downplaying her looks right now), it’s not about that, and that won’t work.  They don’t have chemistry and she seems 12 around him.  I just don’t see it happening.

Felix and Sabrina try out for the same role.

Oh, geez.

What Heather knows finally comes to rest at the Q’s.

Interesting choice of words. I’m intrigued.