There is foreshadowing and than there is walking up to the screen and smacking you in the face.  The face slap is what the baby switch was.  For one…it was raining.  For two…Heather was roaming amuck and for three…Todd will always be Todd.  Do I hate this this story?  Why yes, I do.  Like Carolyn said I much more enjoy Todd’s shit eating grin while he manipulates Sonny, he didn’t need to screw with Tea more.

What does make me all giddy is Sam and Jason’s split.  In her mind Jason is now responsible for the death of that baby and she is dead right.  What I didn’t see coming was the fact that Jason really is the baby Daddy so kudos to the writers for that one or boo on me for being so gullible.

What’s right with General Hospital these days for me?

Todd.  I love him and I always have.  I only hope old GH fans can come to appreciate him and the complexity of his character.  Todd, unlike Sonny always does the wrong thing for the right reasons.  Plus he has the best grin ever.  I think I said that.

Heather.  I despise her so much but she is the perfect villain.  You know where Heather goes havoc and lies will be reaped and she will hold all the cards.

Anthony dead.  It was so Weekend at Bernie’s, but it never gets old for me to see dead bodies running amuck.  Tracy and Luke never get boring either.  The squabbling has given some comic relief to a serious show.  Not t mention he has so been relegated as insignificant he was wasting air time when I would rather see what is up with Starr.

What is wrong with Genera Hospital?

KRISTINA!!!!

Do I need to write words about this over dramatic, overtly bratty, overly aged college student?   Didn’t think so.  Mob Princess?  Seriously?  When has she ever wanted to have Sonny a part of her life?  I know.  Now that it suits her.  She is selfish and unreasonable and she makes me hit FF with a speed I didn’t know I still had.

Maxie and Matt and Maxie in general.  Who is this girl and where is the independent schemer we all came to know and some of us love. Now she is a whiner who had a shotgun wedding to help her now husband get away with murder and wants him to keep quiet about it.  Why doesn’t this ring true for me?  Because Maxie would find a better way.  Take action.  Do something.  I don’t commend her misguided selfless act because it went against character.  I also see no chemistry between her and Matt whatsoever.

Now I am stuck.  I feel like so much is at a standstill.  Johnny and Carly on the back burner.  Sonny and Kate on the back burner.  One of which I care about.  If you know me you can guess.  Elizabeth and Ewan’s half ass romance.  Felicia and Mac wondering what could’ve been while I sit in fear that Mac is really leaving and he may very well be since I have done no investigating.

What I want to see?

Starr and Johnny.  I feel like that has so much more potential than a hook up for him with Carly.

Luke and Anna to continue this adorable flirtation and Tracy to bring it.

Olivia and Steve are boring.  How about she brings some Bensonhurt on a Llanview native?  Todd of course.  I am all about Todd.